nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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  • outfit game: on point
  • mental health game: ?????


Van Gogh

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Timestamp: 1410833834


Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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Poppy Field, 1881

Claude Monet

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spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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